Tomb Raiding: Spending Money on My Dad Made Me Rich

[Everyone dotes on the kid, and the kid dotes on his dads too; this fanfic doesn't break up any canon couples, and apologies for any OOC] Little cabbage, yellow in the field... Youzi was an orphan until he bonded with a Dad-Raising System and got a daddy. Who could have guessed he'd somehow end up with several more dads? His unlucky dad is always running into strange things. Don't be afraid, I'll protect you. His quiet father gets called mute by people, but that's not true. Father just knows what's what and doesn't like to talk. His pitch-black godfather, who looks like a bad guy, is always trying to take me home. His godfather, who's extremely handsome, looks like he never has to worry about money. His chubby godfather can always make tons of delicious food. Later, Youzi realizes they keep going away for long trips because they're tomb raiders! Ancient tombs are gloomy and terrifying, full of mechanisms and danger. But Youzi isn't scared at all. Fear comes from a lack of firepower, and he's prepared lots of powerful "toys." Hua Ye takes the pink P90 decorated with flowers that Youzi gave him: "...This color is a bit much." The unknown things inside the tombs are terrifying... Youzi: "It's okay, I'm here. My dads will all make it home safe!" I'm no good at writing synopses, so please read the story. The writing is amateurish; please don't flame me if you don't like it.