Lazy Mom and Her Kids: Warrior Dad, Just Give Up!

[A Runaway Pregnant Cook? Her Baby's Father Is a Stone-Faced God of War!]**

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> Lin Shuyue's life motto: If she can lie down, she absolutely won't sit up. Transmigrate while pregnant and on the run? No big deal! Her secret to raising a child: Kid, if you can do it, you do it!

> Five-year-old Mobao is a prodigy at counting money and haggling in public, but a little demon who wrecks the house and stirs up trouble in private. His mother's “lazy parenting” works wonders!

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> That is, until Mobao blows a hole in some big shot's wall... The mother and son attract the attention of a stone-faced, devil-like prince.

> “Uncle, why do you keep staring at me? Want to be my dad?” Mobao blurts out innocently.

> Xiao Huaijin gazes at the little face that looks just like his and falls into deep thought. Even stranger, when he gets close to that lazy cook, his years-long affliction of “impotence”... is cured?!

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> When a scheming white lotus frames her, Lin Shuyue turns red-eyed and plays the helpless victim: “Your Highness, please see justice done. This humble woman has been falsely accused...” Then she turns around and tells her son, “See? To deal with a mad dog, you need to borrow a stick to beat it.”

> When her son is in danger, the lazy fish of a mother turns icy-eyed, her birthmark burning hot: “Anyone who harms my son dies!”

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> The Empress Dowager is a fellow transmigrator? A contract recognizes only her? She can no longer keep her secret identity as a lost noblewoman hidden!

> The capital is a dangerous place, and the consort is watching her like a hawk. Lin Shuyue says: I just want to take it easy and raise my kid, but people keep pushing me until I go on a rampage...

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> **The stone-faced God of War surrenders helplessly: “This little firestarter is mine, and his mother... I want her even more!”**

> **Mobao cheers: “Mom, look! I found you a dad, and he's super powerful!”**