I Was Just Being My Usual Silly Self, So How Did I Become Everyone's Favorite?

[Transmigrate + System + absurd comedy + face-slapping + one man, many women] Overnight, Ou Ye transmigrates and gets bound to a palace-intrigue System. She thinks she's been given a golden finger, but it turns out to be a suicide machine. “Palace-intrigue event triggered. Host, choose one of the following options.” 1. Slap the emperor's left cheek. 2. Slap the emperor's right cheek. 3. Only children make choices. I'll slap both. Ou Ye: What about my entire clan? System: Don't worry about it. Ou Ye: What about my life? System: You have to lose a few things on the road to success. . The System is unreliable enough, but even the game NPCs have such unconventional personalities: The scheming emperor, out loud: “My beloved consort certainly has a healthy appetite.” In his head: How can she eat more than a pig? The seemingly gentle but secretly ruthless young prince says pitifully: “I'm willing to be with you, Sister, even if it means becoming your concubine...” The arrogant young general, eyes red: “If you dare flirt around again, I'll cut you down with one stroke...” The Miao youth smiles obsessively: “Perhaps I should create a Gu that will make you unable to leave me forever...” The aloof, self-possessed zither player in front of others tugs at her sleeve: “Mingyue, do they dislike me?” . Even her System has been secretly swapped out. Ou Ye listens as the mechanical voice in her mind turns into the voice of an exceptionally handsome young man, and falls into deep thought. First, thank you. Second, please change it back.