To make my blind girlfriend feel the Christmas spirit, I dressed up as Santa Claus to cheer her up. On Christmas Day, however, she skipped and hopped past me, running into a man's arms. The man, leading a reindeer on a white horse, bent down and passionately kissed her. That night, she posted on her alternate account: "Today is Christmas, I am the happiest woman." Back home, she still pretended to be blind, bossing me around. "Today is Christmas, why didn't you prepare a present for me?" I immediately opened the present and burned it, "Because you don't deserve it." She was furious.
