The Mental Hospital Where I Can Create Gods

I inherited a psychiatric hospital the moment I was born. But there aren't any patients here, so what should I do? Obviously, I need to create some!

But why are my patients a little... off? One day, Patient No. 1 looks at Patient 005 and sees him draped in a yellow robe, with a gigantic eyeball beneath his hat brim...

Patient 006 is a woman, but she escaped!!!

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No. 1: Don't worry. Even if the world is destroyed, we'll be fine.

No. 2: How does that work?

No. 1 and No. 2: Because we're the directors of an all-knowing, all-powerful psychiatric hospital!

Then one day, the real director comes back.

Former director: 001, 002, how did you two become directors? I only went away on a business trip, and now I'm out of a job...

001 and 002: If you're the director, then what are we?

001 and 002: Oh, right, I almost forgot. We're patients too.

Director: …