The Mental Hospital Where I Can Create Gods

I inherited a psychiatric hospital the moment I was born. But there aren't any patients here, so what should I do? Obviously, I need to create some! But why are my patients a little... off? One day, Patient No. 1 looks at Patient 005 and sees him draped in a yellow robe, with a gigantic eyeball beneath his hat brim... Patient 006 is a woman, but she escaped!!! [Warning ⚠️⚠️] No. 1: Don't worry. Even if the world is destroyed, we'll be fine. No. 2: How does that work? No. 1 and No. 2: Because we're the directors of an all-knowing, all-powerful psychiatric hospital! Then one day, the real director comes back. Former director: 001, 002, how did you two become directors? I only went away on a business trip, and now I'm out of a job... 001 and 002: If you're the director, then what are we? 001 and 002: Oh, right, I almost forgot. We're patients too. Director: …