You Used Mind Reading to Frame Me, But I'm a Mysticism Grandmaster!

[The rating may rise once more readers find this! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ] [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + fluffy animals + episodic stories + powerful characters] Xia Guanxing, a grandmaster of the occult, fails to ascend. When she opens her eyes, she's at a crematorium! The original owner was the real heiress of a wealthy family, but the fake heiress framed her with her thoughts, driving her to jump from a building in despair. Grandmaster Xia: Fine. I'll start by livestreaming fortunes to earn merit, then ascend! As soon as she opens her livestream, viewers rush to call in. Viewer A: Master, my lower back aches every day. Do I have a terminal illness? Xia Guanxing: Congratulations, a female ghost has her eye on you! Viewer B: Master, my son has been missing for ten years... Xia Guanxing: Your son? Didn't you kill him ages ago and bury him beneath the septic tank at your old family home? Call the police now! Police: On it! Viewer C: Woof! My owner's been out hunting for three days. She didn't run off with some other dog! Comments: ??? Dogs can call in too?! Xia Guanxing, calmly: Oh, I forgot to mention that I can speak animal languages too. The whole internet explodes! The official cold-case team sends her a job offer in the middle of the night, certifying her as a human cheat code! The family who abandoned her regrets it and tries to win her back. Xia Guanxing, ice-cold: Back off. I'm not a recycling center that takes back used goods! The sole heir to the prestigious Xie family, Xie Siyan, is left in a coma after a car accident, and his grandfather dies of grief. But Xie Siyan's spirit encounters Xia Guanxing, the grandmaster of the occult, and begs her to save him. She turns Xie Siyan into a little paper doll and keeps him by her side. Who knew the paper doll would share sensations with his real body? Xia Guanxing squeezes the paper doll's arm, and Xie Siyan's arm muscles instantly tense up in his hospital room! Xia Guanxing pokes the paper doll's cheek, and Xie Siyan's ears inexplicably turn red on his hospital bed! Xie Siyan jolts awake: Don't... touch me there!