Tomb Raiding: Why Does This Smell So Much Like Green Tea?

[A beloved-by-all heroine, no romance, coming-of-age story. Begins with Snake Marsh Ghost City. OOC warning.] Jiang Yu is barely literate, but that doesn’t stop her from reading. Her most frequently read books are the pinyin-annotated editions of One Hundred Ways to Deal with People, Women Like This Have No Hidden Agenda, and High EQ. She even needs a dictionary while reading. The book says that winning someone over as a master requires unwavering sincerity. So after Black Glasses has been put through the wringer again and again, he asks, “What are you doing?!” Jiang Yu: “Trying to become your disciple!” Black Glasses: “Could you at least act a little more normal?” Jiang Yu: “Well, that’s what the book says.” Black Glasses: “What book is making you act so weird?” Jiang Yu: “One Hundred Ways to Deal with People.” Black Glasses: “There’s even a dash in the title! The note says it’s the ‘haunt them and get revenge’ edition! Do you even know what ‘deal with people’ means?! And that other book, Women Like This Have No Hidden Agenda, is the ‘green tea’ edition!” Jiang Yu looked puzzled. Did she pick the wrong book? Wu Xie and Fatty: “Good thing Xiao Yu hasn’t heard of our famous trio. Otherwise, she’d use those tricks on us.” They ask Jiang Yu why she’s trying so hard. Jiang Yu’s expression is resolute. “Everything is for the sake of adventure!!!” Everyone: “Hey! You can say that, but don’t suddenly get all fired up! We’re too old for this! From now on, no more reading these ridiculous books!”