Witchcraft: Tricked by Cute Girls and Big Sisters into Learning How to Be a Person in Miao Territory

Li Qi was the most ordinary person among countless ordinary people. He had the simplest, most straightforward life ahead of him, until an older sister and a young girl from Miaojiang tricked him into going there. But honestly, the older sister and the young girl were both pretty great. They rescued him from an ill-timed wedding, then climbed into a Maybach right in front of the bride and groom and drove off toward a life full of the unknown! Enter Miaojiang’s sacred Gu grounds, obtain a life-bound Gu with 99 chances to revive, find the tomb of the Witch-Gu King’s consort, uncover its treasures, and empty the entire tomb! Enter a long avenue of cherry blossoms with the older sister, undergo the Buddhist trial of seven thoughts, then emerge with an unwavering resolve to remain human, skipping straight past the lower ranks of Gu masters! “Is that the entirety of his life’s journey?” “No, it’s just a little detour on his path to immortality. He’s not an ordinary person anymore, so it makes sense for his life to be a little more eventful and a little longer!” (Obviously, this blurb can’t capture even a tiny fraction of how amazing the story is. Go read the main text, or I’ll start sobbing, obviously. I’m a whiny author… Obviously, you’ll go read it. Otherwise, you’re not obvious. Hahaha…) [Shrewd and Scheming] [Witchcraft and Gu] [No System] [Multiple heroines]