Piers brought some plants back from Earth to study. When ninety-nine out of a hundred flowers died, Piers said, “Earth flowers are so delicate.” When the only one that survived grew up and bloomed, Piers said, “It smells pretty nice.” When that flower suddenly turned into a girl, Piers said, “I accidentally discovered a new species. :D” The bizarre tale of an ancient little flower fairy and an alien scientist. Thank you, Astor, for letting me meet you in the long stretch of time.