I've Done Every Bad Thing, So Now I Go Crazy. What About It?

【Everyone Can Hear Thoughts, Gossip System, Transmigrate Into a Book, Farming, Arsenal, Mental Space】A gloriously unhinged tale. A modern-day master of disguise and female soldier transmigrates into a book with a System, becoming a 500-pound woman. From the start, her awful relatives drug her, so she sleeps with a ruthless God of War who holds all the power in the land just to save her life. Bo Jingchen is furious. In all his years, he has never suffered a loss, yet somehow a peasant woman forced herself on him. So he orders a nationwide manhunt for her. After all the commotion, he discovers that the fat woman he was so determined to kill is actually his lawfully wedded wife. The God of War feels like the sky is falling. And then he hears her thoughts. She says that in his later years, the emperor will have his hands and feet chopped off and turn him into a human meat jar, coating him in honey so that thousands upon thousands of ants can devour him alive. Even more shocking, she can always invent world-shaking marvels, such as sniper rifles, bombs, airplanes, and more. The man who had spent his whole life refusing to yield suddenly realizes that bowing his head to his wife doesn't make him a coward. In an instant, he turns into a clingy puppy, pestering her for kisses and cuddles all day long. “Wife, someone wants to kill me.” “Who?” “The emperor. He says I've achieved so much that I overshadow him, and that my wife has won the hearts of everyone in the land. He also says that you invented everything people in the Great Xia Kingdom wear, eat, live in, and use to get around, making him look like a completely useless emperor. He wants to wipe out our whole family.” She glares, hands on her hips, fierce and formidable. “Husband, don't be afraid. We'll drive a tank into the palace and take down that tyrant. I'll be empress, and you'll be my puppy.” (The blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story!)