Winter Break Job: From the Start, I Use the Ox-Horse Talisman to Cultivate My Thyroid Immortal

[Decisive and ruthless, no goody-two-shoes heroine, high-level martial arts in the modern city, Twelve Talismans, transmigration, System, scheming, pure power fantasy, wild and unpredictable, Bureau 749, all family, heartwarming with no tragedy, Lovecraftian cultivation, Daoist Gu, The Daoist Has Become a…, all demons and monsters must die, the Armor Immortal of Jia State is number one] Gu Xingcheng dies after studying for the civil service exam late into the night, then transmigrates into a parallel world. Ever since childhood, he has been tormented by all kinds of strange dreams. Then, during winter break in his freshman year of college, he accidentally enters a bizarre world while trying to earn double credits and qualify for a scholarship. This world is crawling with all kinds of strange entities and monsters. As the bizarre Immortal Lord tries to devour him, Gu Xingcheng awakens the Twelve Talismans Armor Immortal System. Each of the twelve talismans represents a different power. Once he gathers all twelve, he can ascend to immortality! Bizarre Immortal Lord: “How can there be such a huge divine steed inside you? My power is fading!” Weasel Spirit: “You can call me a five-foot-tall little girl if you want, but why did you slaughter my entire clan? You monster!” Great Sin Entity: “Damn it, why does this guy have the powers of our clan’s Immortal Lord?” Evil Sword Immortal: “I think we should deal with him quietly.” Gu Xingcheng: “Are you a gorilla at the zoo? Why are you always talking about doing things quietly?” Bureau 749: “Student Gu, please rein in your powers! Our specialty is sealing things, not killing them!” Old Celestial Master of Mount Longhu: “May I ask which school’s cultivation technique you practice, young friend, and who your master is? Actually, none of that matters. Would you like to become the 66th Celestial Master and lead the Zhengyi tradition?” But no one knows that Gu Xingcheng also has a side of him that is utterly mad. “Dream-entry ascension begins. The weirdos, it’s showtime!”