[Comedy + redemption + no romance + lots of Mini Nobus]
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[Hello! Chaldea Humanitarian (?) Relief Company is at your service!]
I’m Fujimaru Ritsuka, the Chaldea-certified Chaotic Evil Savior, working for the Human Order Security Organization.
Our company is taking on the “Fogification of the Slay the Gods World” project. I’m leading our Mini Nobu tech team, Berserker Demolition Crew, and Beast Strategy Division to offer the following professional services:
1. Reversing death (Zhao Kongcheng: Heroic Spirit conversion delivered | Chen Muye: resurrection successful | Romani: still working hard and waiting for his resurrection)
2. Reviving cities (Cangnan City: erased from the map → “under construction”)
3. Correcting tragedies (solutions for Wu Xiangnan and others: planned, awaiting implementation)
These services have earned rave reviews and plenty of repeat customers.
We’re now proud to introduce our “Godfall” package and “Divine Residence Demolition” service. Many customers have already booked.
Call us to book your next service!
Our final promise:
We’re professionals at saving the world!
We’re serious about slaying gods!
Friendly reminder: Our work to save the world may involve lots of fireworks, explosions, and Mini Nobus, but we guarantee perfect results. We look forward to working with you!
P.S. We urgently need an accountant who can keep the finances under control. Leonardo da Vinci, please don’t apply.
Ritsuka and Mashu are so cute together! 😍
Haha, the persecution by the Mini-Fans is really funny!
This is awesome! I really love the mini letters!
It's a great read; I absolutely love stories where Fujimaru Ritsuka is the main character.