No to PUA: What Does a Goofball Have to Do with My White Moonlight?

[No Falling for Love-Brained Idiots. What Does a Goofball Like Me Care About Your White Moonlight?]

A divorced dad, a missing mom, a cheating boyfriend, and a girl left broken and starved for love.

As soon as Lin Tingwan transmigrated into this world, she found herself caught in a mess: all her assets had been stolen, her boyfriend was unfaithful, and she was embroiled in a scandal over being the other woman.

One phone call took her straight to the police station. Looking at Xu Xiao, who was begging for mercy, Lin Tingwan smiled faintly and slapped her. “Sure. Then get down on your knees and kowtow three times!”

When it came to her scumbag father, she went completely off the rails. He’d spent her money and enjoyed himself, so she’d burn it all down. She swung a knife around wildly. “You think I’m made of paper? Here, have a five-hundred-yuan chick! It’ll stink you out!”

When her younger stepmother tried to make a move on her, Lin Tingwan simply grabbed her by the hair. “You think I’m stupid? You brought this on yourself!”

When she ran into her ex on a variety show, Lin Tingwan rolled her eyes. “Could you be any more greasy? I don’t even use that much oil when I cook!”

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Lin Tingwan had always looked forward to earning enough money to live it up and hire eight male escorts in one go. She never expected Gu Jiashan to cling to her so relentlessly.

It began with, “I ran into my junior at school,” and ended with, “My junior belongs to me now!”

Gu Jiashan: Lin Tingwan, what will it take for you to believe that I like you? And I’m not gay!