Slay the Gods: The Five-Cost Card Is Too Strong, I Never Get to Make a Move

[Slaying the Gods fan fiction + overpowered power fantasy + making up for regrets + lighthearted comedy + anime and game crossovers + a little spicy] Ye Feng gets the full mud-truck treatment. After transmigrating, he wakes up in the world of Slaying the Gods. The good news is that he's classmates with the protagonist, Lin Qiye. The bad news is that he's caught in a crisis involving the Ghost-Faced Men from the start. Just as Ye Feng thinks he'll have to start over, he awakens the Myriad Worlds Friend Summoning System and summons a Teamfight Tactics unit from the start. The units are just limiters. When one dies, his stats increase permanently. Heh heh heh, I'll come clean: I'm just a little bit overpowered. From then on, the whole world tells tales of “Ye the Madman.” Every one of Ye Feng's buddies is a real talent, and they've all got a way with words. A three-star Jade Dragon Soraka not only heals for massive amounts, but can instantly disintegrate opponents. A three-star Divine Lee Sin ignores all skills and equipment, and can easily kick any god out of existence. A three-star Assassin Ekko controls time and reaps lives without mercy. The units Ye Feng summons fight without fear of death. Even the backline charges into a suicidal assault, and every unit teeters on the brink of death again and again. It's not that leveling up the old-fashioned way is out of reach. The System just offers better value for money. Years later, the Cho'Gath with hundreds of billions of health and the Veigar with hundreds of millions of ability power are nothing compared to Ye Feng, whose stats are all infinite. The Boss's spirit shatters at the sight. Cursing up a storm, he immediately calls GG. I don't understand what he's saying, but he must be swearing pretty badly. Everyone begs Ye Feng, “Please, just act like a normal person!” Ye Feng spreads his hands. “It's not like I want to do this. You can't even beat a three-star five-cost unit, so how else am I supposed to increase my stats?”