The Miserable Years I Fell into Journey to the West: What a Nightmare!

Name: The Miserable Years I Fell into Journey to the West: What a Nightmare!
Author: With the Wind, Still with the Wind

掉进西游那些年的糟心事，真惨！

by With the Wind, Still with the Wind (随风亦随风)

Status: Completed
Length: 313k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
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Sui Feng froze, then quickly came to his senses. “System? Are you there?” The System replied lazily, “Ding. The System isn’t dead, so there’s no need to burn incense. Please don’t bother the System unless it’s important.” Sui Feng didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “I really did transmigrate, and I even got bound to a System. What kind of System are you, anyway?” The System said solemnly, “Ding. The Host is bound to a Bodyguard System.” Sui Feng’s eyes widened. “A Bodyguard System? Does that mean you’ll protect me? Who’s going to protect me? An immortal or a mighty general?” The System mercilessly shattered his dream. “Ding. Did the Host eat too much leftover food? What are you fantasizing about? You’re the one who protects other people.” Sui Feng nearly fainted. “I protect other people? I’m a tree now, and I can’t even move. Who could I possibly protect?” The System replied without a hint of courtesy. “Ding. If something’s wrong with the Host’s ears, that’s no big deal. At worst, we can cut them off and let new ones grow. As long as there’s nothing wrong with your brain. You’re the one who protects others.”

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