How Is He Weak? He's a Walking Disaster!

Name: How Is He Weak? He's a Walking Disaster!
Author: Slacking Off Is So Hard

他哪弱了，他分明是活爹！

by Slacking Off Is So Hard (摆烂好难)

Status: Completed
Length: 413k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads + equally powerful leads + golden finger + Alpha/Omega romance]

[Content warning: The Omega is the strongest fighter in the story, with an enormous golden finger.]

[Couple: A literary Alpha + a martial Omega ^_^]

After retiring from the Overpowered Protagonist Department, Song Ji happily returned to Earth to settle down with his assistant System, Song Facai. Then he was stunned.

Earth had become an interstellar civilization, and its people had evolved into something he couldn't understand. He didn't know much about ABO, either. All he knew was that he'd become an Omega, and to avoid being suppressed by pheromones, he chose to get sterilized.

After learning about his new body's background, he set out to beat up a homewrecker and his unscrupulous elders.

With interstellar ingredients in short supply, he did what he could: he worked with the research institute staff to grow crops and develop livestock farming, recreate Blue Star cuisine, and spearhead the entertainment industry. Before long, everyone was trying to recruit him.

As he grew ever more dazzling and his admirers multiplied, one Alpha couldn't sit still.

Chi Chen: "They all want to steal you from me. I want to lock you away."

Song Ji shoved the Alpha's stupid head away. "Don't even think about it. That's illegal."

Other names

After Retirement, He Makes Waves Among the Stars退休后他在星际风生水起Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

189Chapters

3.1kReads · 30 days

152.3kReads · all time

352Shelves

8.6Score

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Holy crap, this is amazing! It's incredibly friendly to someone like me who's into being a uke! It's like when someone is strong enough, they have nothing to fear; they're the strongest! This kind of character doesn't need a backer; they are their own backer. Super strong, incredibly awesome and generous, and intelligently so! No problem is insurmountable in front of the protagonist!
61 likes1y ago
Well, how should I put it? The subject matter of this story is actually quite novel, and logically, it flows smoothly for me. And just as the author said, it's a complete sweet treat. Not a single angst. Who understands? I've finally found my perfect sweet story!
28 likes1y ago
I found it enjoyable after only reading a little bit; it's the kind of fast-paced, satisfying story I like. I'll give it four stars for now, and I'll change it to five if it doesn't fall apart later. I love seeing max-level characters go to new worlds and fight without hesitation. Why would a powerful character like that bother arguing with their original owner's enemies? It's pointless.
10 likes1y ago
[Pouting] 8 points! [What?] That's such a low score! If I weren't so focused on scores, I would have missed this book! I don't know what others think, but personally, I really enjoyed it! A thrilling read from beginning to end! Ji is a true master; his motto is "If you disagree, fight back; fight to the end, eliminate all threats!" It's incredibly satisfying!
9 likes1y ago
I've read 17 chapters so far, and I feel the rating shouldn't be this low. I haven't fully grasped A's personality yet, but the male lead's character development is really fast-paced. While the awful relatives are a classic trope, the characters, from the main to the supporting, are all quite interesting.
8 likes12mo ago
Waaaaah, it's over, it's over, it's over! I wanted to see more! Super cool! If you disagree, let's fight! I'm invincible! He is truly good; he has sacrificed so much for the people, for ensuring everyone has enough to eat and drink, and for those who suffer. The seme is hilarious.
7 likes1y ago
So satisfying!!! It was incredibly enjoyable to finish watching it!!! There wasn't a single frustrating moment!!! I feel so much better! A happy ending! So satisfying!!! The characters are as described in the synopsis, but the seme is a love-obsessed, jealous, tea-loving, and spoiled masochist. If you can't accept this, please avoid it.
7 likes1y ago
I haven't read much yet, but I'm already thoroughly enjoying it! How can the rating be so low?! The writing is sharp, unambiguous, and concise, quite like the protagonist's personality. The romance unfolds quickly but without being off-putting! This is the first time I've seen a protagonist with this kind of personality, but the two are such a perfect match! The whole book is not only morally sound but also selfless. This is truly a satisfying read!
6 likes8mo ago
The male protagonist is a really good character. No matter his identity or the world he's in, his fundamental nature as a successor to socialism always accompanies him; he is kind at heart and has a broad perspective. A truly capable and resourceful character is unlike some novels where the characters are portrayed as incredibly powerful but their actions are frustrating, making the reader feel that they lack real strength.
5 likes8mo ago
This book is very well written. The story is captivating, the romance between the two main characters is incredibly sweet, and the author has excellent moral values. It contains many classic quotes, and I highly recommend everyone to read it.
5 likes1y ago