When You're Drifting Through the Three Kingdoms, You're Bound to Get Cut

[Three Kingdoms] [Unhinged] [Invincible] [Ridiculous] [Trickster] Liu Yi transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and became a disciple of Tong Yuan. To his surprise, his junior fellow disciple turned out to be Zhao Yun! Years later, Zhang Jiao launched his rebellion, plunging the realm into chaos. That same year, Liu Yi awakened the System: for every 100 points of fame, he could draw a prize! [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received one Colt M1917 pistol.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received one manual of Nine Yang True Qi!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received one ton of firecrackers!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received one mobile phone!] Cao Cao: “Brothers, my 800,000 troops are gathered outside Jingzhou City. Just send me one little star, and I, Cao Mengde, will personally pelt them with rocks!” Lü Bu: “I’m a military commander and I can’t even beat civil officials. Why are you asking me to become a civil official?” Zhao Yun: “If even Lü Bu can’t beat them, then I won’t be a military commander either!” Zhuge Liang: “How about I become a military commander? I’ll spit and drown them all!” With modern weapons and all kinds of manuals, watch me dominate the Three Kingdoms… (This story is mostly comedy, and most of it is fictional. Just enjoy the fun.)