You Were Supposed to Salvage Bodies, So What’s with This Nuke?

Qin Fang transmigrates and gains a Career Experience System, which randomly assigns him a new profession every month. From the start, he becomes a corpse retriever, inheriting the trade and gaining the traits [Innate Strength] (Blue) and [At Home in Water] (Blue). Legend has it corpse retrievers have three rules about what not to retrieve. Rule 1: Don’t retrieve corpses standing upright in the water. Qin Fang doesn’t believe in that superstition and starts by retrieving an upright corpse. He succeeds, and even brings up two rifles. Rule 2: Don’t retrieve a corpse if you’ve failed three times in a row. He succeeds, and even brings up two cannons. Rule 3: Don’t go out retrieving in a thunderstorm. Qin Fang braves the lightning and not only succeeds, he also hauls up two tanks. In the end, he even retrieves a nuclear bomb along with a corpse. Qin Fang is losing it. “I just wanted to retrieve a corpse, nice and simple. Why do I get an unexpected haul every single time???” The internet is losing it too. “You call that corpse retrieval?” “You actually hauled up a nuclear bomb?” … Later, he tries working as an excavator operator, but all he digs up are antiques or ancient tombs, astonishing Tingquan for a hundred years. He works as a paparazzo, hoping to expose celebrity scandals, but all he catches are criminals??? He works as an electrician, going door to door to investigate power theft, but ends up investigating cheating every day??? He takes a job as a trainee lawyer and gets the judge sent to prison? He works as a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, and a female celebrity suffers an epic public embarrassment! He works as a private detective, and ends up conducting a major agricultural investigation and a major industrial investigation? He spends a month working as a mercenary abroad, then comes back and gets asked by the police, “Is the AK any good?” …