Honkai: Star Rail: I Love Every Girl in the Universe

“The universe is our home! Wealth, freedom… Our beautiful lives don’t come easily! Sounds familiar? There are always beings who break the rules, and this is happening throughout the universe! You could be next! That means it’s time to make a decision! Prove to yourself that you have the strength and courage to fight for freedom! Come on, let’s go! Become a Nameless, admire exotic new forms of life, and bring justice to the entire universe. Become a… hero! Become a living… legend! Join the Astral Express!” “So, what do you think? This is the recruitment ad I made for our Astral Express! Himeko?” “Very nice~ But I still think we shouldn’t rush…” “It’s fine, it’s just publicity. People who want to become Nameless will come join us on their own! Next, Mr. Yang?” “It’s a great promo. It brings back the passion I felt making game trailers back in the day!” “So you approve! Little March?” “Huh? Me? I have a question. Isn’t this ad a little over the top? Shooting bugs as tall as mountains and all that…” “What’s over the top about it? It’s been like this for years. Maybe you should ask yourself if you’ve kept up with the times. Dan Heng?” “…Sigh. You won’t listen even if I say anything, so I have no objections.” “Awesome! And Stellaron Gremlin?” “I have just one question: when do we get our armor and weapons so we can go fight bugs?” “Right away!” “Awesome!” “Great! Since everyone’s in favor, I’ll…” “I object! You can’t ignore the Conductor, Peppy!!!!”