Senior Brother, Your Magical Treasures Are Way Too Sinister

After spending thirty years as a Daoist priest, Li Chengjie learned that his family home was being demolished. He thought he was about to become a demolition-compensation heir and transform into a successful man, but who knew he would transmigrate to a world where Daoism had fallen into decline? He had even become the senior disciple of a fifth-rate Daoist temple. Li Chengjie reckoned that if he could pass away and become an immortal, he could return to Blue Star. But he wasn't strong enough, so he had to pin his hopes on his junior brothers and sisters. Li Chengjie: People are treacherous. I'll make some magical treasures and pills to help you cultivate. Junior Brother: Senior Brother, the Seven Illusions Mirror can trap people in an illusion. So why does yours make all the disciples of the Heavenly Dao Sect lose their minds with lust? Second Disciple: Senior Brother, the Five Elements Ring only takes living people. So why can't yours take living people, but does collect their underwear? The female disciples of the Wuji Sacred Land have been seen completely naked! Third Disciple: Martial Uncle, your Berserk Pill can greatly increase cultivation for a short time, and is said to make its user unbeatable against anyone of the same rank. You said it takes three opponents to defeat one, and you were right! We can't win unless we're outnumbered three to one! Li Chengjie: What a disaster. I made them exactly according to the instructions! Junior Brothers and Sisters: Senior Brother, stop making things! Hurry up and pass away into immortality. The mortal world just isn't suitable for you anymore.