Apocalypse Berserker: All Offense, No Defense, and Unfathomable Power

Super S-Rank Chosen One: "I always tell the experts, you only need one move to fight Lu Ming... and you'll learn what the Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss feels like." Undying Corpse King: "Before I bit Lu Ming, I thought he was frozen in fear, which was why he didn't move. It wasn't until all my steel teeth shattered that I realized things might be getting complicated..." Five-Star American General: "You know, the White House was hit by a hundred nuclear bombs that day. Every cockroach was wiped out, but that guy called Lu Ming stood in front of the White House ruins and asked if we were trying to tickle him." Yamata no Orochi: "President Lu, these are the top bath attendants from the Uchiha family of Fusang. Shall I have them use a few rounds of Amaterasu to scrub off your dead skin?" World Heroes Association spokesperson: "Do you know how much psychological damage it does to our Heroes Association when someone cuts all the way from the Southern Heavenly Gate to Penglai East Road with nothing but a watermelon knife? Waaah..." At the Lu Ming Disaster Prevention Committee meeting, the leaders of the major factions sat down to assess just how powerful Lu Ming was in combat. Then David, the Spear of God, sat in his wheelchair with bandages wrapped all over him and suddenly spoke up: "I have a question. Has anyone here ever seen Lu Ming defend himself?" The room fell silent. A few seconds later, the meeting was adjourned.