With a Tetanus Blade in Hand, I Slay Gods in the Mad City

[No System] + [Urban High Martial Arts] + [Seven Outlaw Brothers] + [Kill anyone who gets in the way, even Buddha] + [Pay more and I might spare you] This is a world crawling with evil spirits, where demons and gods roam unchecked. Every nation has a [Demon Pass] and a [Heavenwatch Tower] to suppress ancient fiends and demigods. Fang Han kills his foster father and escapes the [City of Sin]. When he sees a 3,000-yuan scholarship, he joins Klein Academy without hesitation. With guidance from his teachers, he awakens the soul spirits [Tetanus Blade] and [Silver Crucible], becoming the “Pay-Me-More Monk,” a name that strikes fear into the martial world. Making TNT explosives by hand is standard practice. Sneak attacks with hidden weapons are basic technique. Mixing poisons is part of the daily routine, and refining pills from living people is a hobby. Want to live? Sure. Pay more! Pay more!! Pay more!!! No one asked about the outlaws for ten years. Then one day, the whole world knew their name: the Seven Outlaw Brothers had become a legend of the martial world. A cultist on the run: “Baldy! Could you stop chasing me already? How about letting me go just this once?” The merciful and compassionate Xuan Zizai: “If you cannot understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings, then this humble monk knows a little martial arts.” “Tch! What good are martial arts? I’m not some scared little kid.” Xuan Zizai brings his palms together and continues to reason with him: “If martial arts cannot make you turn back, then this humble monk also has the truth.” “Truth, my ass! I’m not buying it!” Xuan Zizai puts on sunglasses, pulls a cigarette from his robes, puts it in his mouth, and begins to deliver salvation: “Homage to the Gatling Bodhisattva! Amitabha, mortar cannon! Uranium rounds to cleanse the six senses! Great mercy and compassion, saving all the world!” “Pick up the scriptures!!! Pick up the scriptures!!!”