Slay the Gods: The Spear Rises, and the Gods Don't Need Healing!

[Slay the Gods Fan Fiction] + [Unhinged Comedy] + [Teacher Changmao's Golden Finger] + [Chinese Gods] + [Chinese Mythical Beasts] It follows the original plot to the letter, yet takes a wild detour into a whole new world. Strictly speaking, there's no female lead. Not so strictly speaking, Lin Wei is a woman, but unfortunately transmigrated into the wrong gender. It's a pretty tragic situation. She's just an extra, playing the Dark Side King in the short drama Slay the Gods, until the actor playing Lin Qiye, that damned bastard, kills her with a single blow from a club. Before she dies, her wish is to enter the world of Teacher Changmao and take over the entertainment industry by acting crazy. [When you're out and about, your reputation precedes you. The past is the past; now I'm a pervert.] [Expensive sneakers and a man's "I love you" aren't necessarily real, but every jerk you meet is definitely a real jerk.] [Hey? Don't get rough. Give me a thin one.] She knows Teacher Changmao's quotes by heart, but never imagined she'd transmigrate into the world of Slay the Gods. She may not be the Dark Side King, but she has become a man! All right, Brother Qiye, I'm your classmate + roommate + fellow patient + comrade-in-arms! My golden finger is: "A spear smeared with shit kills whoever it pokes!" Watch me stink (cross that out) stab the monsters to death and save Qiye! Wow, mental illness is hard to treat? Forget the Western gods. The Chinese gods are rising! Nyx has supernatural fertility? Haha, Lady Nuwa can wipe the floor with her! Indra, the Indian god of thunder and rain? Lord Thunder and Mother Lightning can take him on two against one! The fallen angel Lucifer? Who's more fallen, lazy, and lovable than my Zhu Bajie? Marshal Tianpeng is here, with his combat power maxed out! The monsters come from rural legends? Please! Lady Nuwa gave me the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Ancient mythical beasts, prepare to be crushed by a higher dimension! The author's IQ isn't perfect, but their mental state is. Their craziness is strangely reassuring. Start reading!