Honghuang: Bro System, I Really Just Want to Lie Flat!

“Bro System, I really don’t want to break through. How about we just lie flat?” [Congratulations, Host, you have completed a random task: having a heart-to-heart with the System. Reward: 100,000 Breakthrough Points.] Lin Xiao transmigrates and, in order to lie flat, uses his silver tongue to join the Interception Sect and become Tongtian’s first disciple. He thinks he can lie low in peace under Tongtian’s protection, but the System makes trouble and forces him to grow stronger. [Random task completed: sleep for one hundred years. Reward: 10,000 Breakthrough Points.] [Random task completed: turn over in your sleep fifty times. Reward: 10,000 Breakthrough Points.] Yawn, grind your teeth, pass gas... No matter what you do, the System can always find a reason to give you a reward. “Bro System, can we talk...” [You called the System “Bro System.” The System is touched. Reward: 10,000 Breakthrough Points.] I’m exhausted! Just destroy the world already! Years later. “Wait, how can a guy this lazy be so strong?” “Good disciple, keep working hard. I believe in you.” Lazy, yet powerful. Being too invincible is a kind of loneliness, too!