Slay the Gods: The Teyvat Museum, Wholesale Forbidden Relics!

Name: Slay the Gods: The Teyvat Museum, Wholesale Forbidden Relics!
Author: Even the Breeze Can Read

斩神：提瓦特博物馆，禁物批发！

by Even the Breeze Can Read (清风也识字)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 855k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Slay the Gods] + [Genshin Impact] + [Artifact Museum]

Su Chen transmigrates to the world of Slay the Gods, where he becomes Lin Qiye’s classmate and awakens the Seven Gods Museum.

Chosen by a soul from Teyvat, he takes control of every weapon in Teyvat.

When he pulls the familiar signature weapon, Wolf's Gravestone, Su Chen can’t help but cry out inwardly: “Be judged!”

A blade of blazing vengeance, a sword tempered for battle. Face the gods, and bring dawn to the human world!

Su Chen transforms the Seven Gods Museum and obtains the signature weapons of the gods.

[Vortex Vanquisher] grants Zhongli’s powers: Planet Befall! Michael: “Where did that meteor come from? It almost hit my moon!”

[Holy Lyre der Himmel] grants Venti’s powers: Wind God's Ode! Shu, the Egyptian god of wind: “Hey, man, are you the wind god or am I?”

[Engulfing Lightning] grants Ei’s powers: a milky-sweet one-slash, cleaving down the heights of Mount Luo!

…

Baili Pangpang: “Damn it, you’ve got more forbidden items than I do! You should be the Spiritual Treasure Heavenly Venerable!”

Zhou Ping: “This damn sense of security! Safe as a rock! Put another shield on me. I want to draw my sword! Draw my sword!”

Lin Qiye: “Su Chen, you have even more Forbidden Ruins than I do. You’re the one cheating, aren’t you?!”

Su Chen wipes away his tears with Keqing’s signature weapon, [Black Tights]: “A life without cheating is built on sweat and hard work. Heaven rewards diligence!”

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I disagree with the claim that the Seven Gods Museum doesn't have any artifacts. Artifacts can enhance items, right? Even forbidden items can have amplification effects. It's a museum, it can't be all equipment, can it? I'm so looking forward to the appearance of artifacts!
37 likes1y ago
Riding the wind on my sword, I vanquish demons across the land. With wine, I revel in carefree joy; without wine, I too am mad with pleasure.
20 likes1y ago
The game features numerous alterations, some even bordering on incomprehensible. For example, Wolf's Gravestone at the very beginning, while having no connection to Diluc in the story itself, is endowed with Diluc's abilities. Furthermore, when the protagonist learns he might disappear along with Cangnan, his first thought is to find Zhongli.
19 likes1y ago
Explosions are lolis (Klee: Art is explosions!)
15 likes1y ago
It's quite well-written. It's just that constantly taking from one's own people isn't ideal. The protagonist is quite wealthy, but not everyone is that rich.
13 likes1y ago
Author, I love you! This is the only book I've read for a long time; the others are either discontinued or just full of sweet romance later on. Your abstract style perfectly matches my personality. Author, please update soon! It's so good!
12 likes1y ago
It's so good, and there are so many jokes! 😏 Do you know how hard it is for me to hold back my laughter late at night? [I've learned something!] 👍😏
11 likes1y ago
That's really good. Genshin Impact is truly amazing; their thinking is truly unique.
10 likes1y ago
I've always had a question that I don't understand: the difference between the two worldviews is huge. After all, many beings in the Cthulhu Mythos come from higher planes, while the celestial gods in Genshin Impact—the Dark Fate, the Cosmic Light—are essentially gods born in the universe (conceptual gods).
10 likes1y ago
It's so good, funny, and worth watching! It's really something to look forward to! 🤔 It's so good! Who could resist an author who's got so many witty remarks, who watches Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen, and plays Genshin Impact? 🤔
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