Also known as: After Three Transmigrations, Journey to the West Went Completely Off the Rails
When a mental patient suddenly became Tang Sanzang and transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West with a System for leading an expedition west, he had barely reached the foot of Five Elements Mountain when he planted his foot on Sun Wukong’s head and demanded, “Are you going to the Western Heaven on your own, or do I have to send you there?”
To his surprise, he discovered that Sun Wukong was also a transmigrator, and even a fellow patient from the same psychiatric hospital!
Tang Sanzang: “Summon the Great God of the Three Altars and Seas to join this humble monk on the pilgrimage!”
Nezha: “Why should I?”
Tang Sanzang: “I can save your father!”
Nezha: “Master, watch me turn you into a kebab! Ouch!”
Tang Sanzang: “Summon True Lord Qingyuan Miaodao to join this humble monk on the pilgrimage!”
Yang Jian: “You… say that again?”
Tang Sanzang: “I can bring Yaoji back to life!”
Yang Jian: “Master!”
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When Tang Sanzang finally arrived at the foot of Spirit Mountain with his vast, motley crew in tow,
Guanyin covered her mouth and angrily accused him: “You’re nothing less than a demon from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands!”
Tathagata: “Demons come from the Eastern Lands. It seems the rumors are true after all!”
Tang Sanzang: “A demon from the Eastern Lands? I’m the demon you’re talking about!”
What’s the point of fetching scriptures? I’m here to kick ass
