The Apocalypse Was Coming, So I Warned the Nation in Advance

Yun Tian, why are you feeding Tuanzi pickled herring again? Don’t run, stop right there! I promise I won’t beat you to death! Yun Tian, are we going to die? Damn aliens! As long as I, Yun Tian, am still here, you’ll never set foot on Earth! Chief, Yun Tian is a good kid. He’s a pillar of our nation!