From the Start, the Enchantress Had Me in Her Palm

Shen Moli was once a wealthy young man in the mortal world. By a twist of fate, he stumbled into the world of cultivation. His cultivation didn't improve, but he did grow thinner by the day.

“Senior Brother Shen Moli, Senior Sister from Willow Peak has invited you up the mountain again.”

“Yesterday it was Senior Sister Mo, today Senior Sister Chu, and the day after tomorrow Junior Sister Zeng. Will they ever let me live in peace? Ow!”

(My first novel, written in a somewhat classical style. Please go easy on me.)