Reborn into the Cultivation World, First I'll Go Wild for a Thousand Years

Ji Feng was an overworked wage slave. Work stress was so bad that he ranted online every day. One day, as he was ranting as usual, a bolt of lightning struck his window with pinpoint accuracy, hitting the glass. Ji Feng wasn't killed by the lightning, but he was scared to death. When he opened his eyes again, he hadn't arrived in the underworld. After absorbing the memories in his mind, he realized he had been reborn in a cultivation world. It was exactly like the one he'd imagined, and he was delighted.

Then...

He discovered that this body had no spiritual roots or talent for cultivation. But he was still delighted, because he found that he had bound himself to a Ranting System. As long as he kept ranting, he could live forever. Then he came up with a formula:

Ranting = Immortality

He set himself a modest goal: to rant for a thousand years first.

(The System has a relatively small role.)