Who Are You Calling a Menace? Call Me the God of Detectives

Name: Who Are You Calling a Menace? Call Me the God of Detectives
Author: Zhao Zilong of Hebei

骂谁害群之马呢，叫我警神

by Zhao Zilong of Hebei (河北赵子龙)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2.4M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Also known as [The Road to the Top Starts with Being a Narcotics Officer] [Going on a Rampage as a Narcotics Officer] [A Perfect Start, How Could I Possibly Lose?]

[Invincible] [The Year's Most Satisfying Power Trip]

Before being reborn, Jiang Tian had a high-ranking official for a father and a mother who led the finance department. After graduating from the police academy, he became a narcotics officer. With such a perfect start, he thought he could make his mark.

But one wrong decision during a major operation brought down his parents and turned him into a public enemy, despised by everyone.

More than ten years later, Jiang Tian is reborn at the very start of his perfect life and gains talent traits from the start.

[Decent Marksmanship (Green) upgrades to Never Miss a Shot (Gold)] (Every shot hits its mark, and you never miss. You might even try using a Gatling gun as a sniper rifle.)

This time, when faced with the same major operation, he doesn't stay behind. He steps in front of the senior officials and stands against two hundred drug dealers. “I had no choice in my last life. In this one, I want everyone to call me the God of Police.”

“System, add points!”

[Combat Novice (White) → Martial Arts Master (Red)]

[Keen Instincts (White) → Scanning Radar (Gold)]

[Strong and Healthy (White) → Human Sanctity (Gold)]

Years later, Jiang Tian stands before the media in a white shirt, his chest covered in every kind of medal. He says calmly, “Starting today, there will be no drugs in this world.”

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5.7MReads · all time

800Shelf adds, last 14 days

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Luo Binghe waited for Shen Qingqiu for 5 years, Xue Yang waited for Xiao Xingchen for 8 years, Lan Wangji waited for Wei Wuxian for 13 years, Ye Hua waited for Bai Qian for 300 years, Sun Wukong waited for Tang Sanzang for 500 years, Yuwen Tuo waited for Ning Ke for 500 years, Hua Cheng waited for Xie Lian for 800 years, Feng Qingxue waited for Baili Tusu for 900 years, Long Kui waited for Long…
166 likes1y ago
1. Luo Binghe waited for Shen Qingqiu for 5 years. 2. Xue Yang waited for Xiao Xingchen for 8 years. 3. Lan Wangji waited for Wei Wuxian for 13 years. 4. Ye Hua waited for Bai Qian for 300 years. 5. Sun Wukong waited for Tang Sanzang for 500 years. 6. Yuwen Tuo waited for Ning Ke for 500 years. 7. Hua Cheng waited for Xie Lian for 800 years. 8. Feng Qingxue waited for Baili Tusu for 900 years. 9.
146 likes1y ago
Author, read after me. I solemnly swear: From this day forward, I will never stop updating. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or write filler articles. I will be strictly self-disciplined, cherish every moment, be indomitable, strive hard, pursue excellence, forge brilliance, find joy in writing, be tempered by fire, and live up to my readers, my youth, and my…
65 likes1y ago
Although I felt a bit pathetic watching the previous life where he was betrayed and bullied, this life was very satisfying and exciting. I don't need to delve into whether it's logical or not; I just enjoyed it, so it deserves full marks! 💯 @
51 likes1y ago
This is great, everyone should come and see. I can't be the only one suffering. I'll take advantage of whoever I can.
43 likes1y ago
Come, author, repeat after me my solemn oath: From this day forward, I will never stop updating. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or write filler articles. I will be strictly self-disciplined, cherish every moment, be indomitable, strive hard, pursue excellence, forge brilliance, find joy in writing, be tempered by fire, and live up to my readers, my youth, and…
40 likes1y ago
It's still pretty enjoyable; when you're in a bad mood, it's a good mindless, satisfying read. The only problem is the romance. There are just too many ambiguous relationships with girls. Just when you think you finally have a female lead, she dumps you because of her mother. Author, I have a sincere suggestion: if you can't write good romance, maybe you shouldn't write it at all. A simple, mindless, satisfying story is fine too.
40 likes1y ago
This is amazing! I can only say it's a phenomenal book. The current rating is definitely due to malicious negative reviews from competitors. It's excellent, everyone should check it out! 🙂
32 likes1y ago
The first few chapters are fine to read, they're a bit dramatic, but later on... Just run if you can. After thinking about it, I realized I couldn't be the only one suffering.
32 likes1y ago
Author, who are you? The Guinness World Record is 807 letters per minute. Assuming each Chinese character requires six letters, that's about 134 words per minute. Since you're not the record holder, let's assume 100 words per minute. According to the WHO standard, a healthy person needs eight hours of sleep.
29 likes1y ago