High Martial: Report, Teacher, That Guy's Cheating

[Lighthearted + funny + power fantasy + special skills] Lu Li was once a dazzling genius at Shenwu High School. But after accidentally eating a demonic beast’s core, he suffered a backlash, and his cultivation began to regress... Then, just as his strength was about to fall to that of an ordinary person and he was on the verge of being expelled, he awakened the God-Tier Side Effect System. From then on, he could choose specific people to suffer the side effects and damage caused by his eating poison or toxic pills, getting injured, practicing martial arts, and more. “Brother Lu, what do you want to drink?” “Pesticide, please!” “You can’t eat demonic beast poison cores!” “Hand it over!” Oh, and I want bullfrog soup, black widow spider sandwiches, stir-fried cone snails, charcoal-grilled blue-ringed octopus, and burst-juice box jellyfish balls...