Uncle-Master, Your Darling Wife Has Gone on Another Mission

[A lighthearted, ridiculous, nonsensical story with a devoted couple and a marriage that comes before love]

Cheng Nuonuo sits listlessly outside the gates of Qingxin Sect, sighing to herself.

A plump, white pig floats beside her.

When other people transmigrate, they get to be heroines, slapping white lotuses left and right and winning over the male lead.

Or they become peerless geniuses, cultivate into gods, and bask in supreme glory.

Why is she the one who transmigrated into a cultivation world only to be given a mission to make people have babies?!

Cheng Nuonuo, overworked baby-making coordinator, is on the job.

1. “Senior Sister, just have one child! You and Senior Brother are so loving. How could you not want a baby?”

“No way. I have social anxiety. I don’t dare give birth.”

Huh?! Wait, why does that line sound familiar?

No matter. She has a golden finger, so she’s sure to finish the mission.

But in the end, she drugs the uncle-master who’s always treated her like she’s invisible, and gets herself involved too.

2. “Master, you’re already over forty. Hurry up and have a child with Mistress so you can enjoy your retirement.”

“Wicked disciple! Who taught you to say that? Don’t you know the Star Continent is cracking down on pornography, gambling, and drugs? You dare ask your master to break the law? Go to your room and reflect!”

Huh?! Wait, how does having a baby count as pornography?!

Then... her uncle-master starts staying in her courtyard every day, claiming it’s so he can supervise her cultivation every night.

3. “Junior Brother...”

“I have no money. I can’t afford to raise a child.”

4. “Junior Sister...”

“I have a cold womb. I can’t have children.”

With the time left on her mission running out, her celestial-looking uncle-master draws close to her with tender affection.

“Nuonuo, if they won’t have children, then we will.”