Slay the Gods: Li Jing’s Proxy, Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods

[Slay the Gods] [Comedy] [One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes] [Li Jing’s Agent] [A 100% chance of being disarmed with bare hands] [Conceptual gods are still gods] [No heroine] [No angst] [Multiple conceptual worlds]

After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Lin Batian discovers that he’s become Lin Qiye’s classmate.

Lin Batian: “Hello, Lin Qiye. My name is Lin Batian. I was born eight days late, so everyone calls me Lin Eight Days.”

Lin Qiye: ∑(￣□￣;)…

He suddenly swung his hand down. “A 100% chance of being disarmed with bare hands!”

The two Ghost-Faced Men “plop” to their knees, palms pressed together and raised above their heads.

“Bang! Bang! Bang!!”

“Damn it! Where’s my hand?”

“Damn it! That’s my leg!!”

Ah! Ah~~~ You can’t eat that there!

Oh~~~~~ So good…

[Ding! Host detected entering the Linglong Pagoda. First-floor space activated.]

The first floor of the Linglong Pagoda is a field the size of eight soccer pitches.

Right in the middle of the first floor stands a gigantic cauldron?

Lin Batian: “( •́ὤ•̀)... Fine, it looks like a rice cooker, but what’s with the pressure setting!! It even has a timer. This is just a giant rice cooker, isn’t it?”

Lin Batian: “Qiye, since Heaven and Earth don’t have hands, should I try taking a swing at them?”

Lin Qiye: “No, you don’t want to!!”

Lin Batian: “Yes, I do.”

Lin Batian pulled his supreme innate treasure from his back pocket: a nail clipper that cost two yuan, and swung it at the sky.

“Crack!”

The supreme god of Daxia, Lin Batian... tramples ancient gods underfoot and punches the gods in the face... He flicks his bangs, and from then on, becomes a god!!