You're a Fake Heavenly Master, So How Can You Capture Real Ghosts?

I summon gods, and people say I use science to disguise superstition and deceive the public.

I read feng shui, and people say I spout nonsense and make things up.

I catch ghosts, and people say I hire actors to put on fake supernatural shows.

The entire internet wants to cyberbully me, the platform wants to ban me, and debunking bloggers chase traffic by trying to expose me every day.

Then the Great Xia Paranormal Bureau invites me in for a chat...

Netizens cry out: “This guy is way too brazen. He even dares to deceive the big shots at the Paranormal Bureau!”

But!

I really did summon a real god, read real feng shui, and catch real ghosts...