Slay the Gods: Acting for Ten Cold, Armed with Netherworldly Concept Skills

Good news: Su Yang transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and becomes the agent of the Concept God, the River God from Ten Cold. He can draw concept-level skills. Bad news: This isn’t the proper River God from Ten Cold, because the concept skills Su Yang draws are downright sinister. 【Barehanded Catching a Blade, Guaranteed】: Your target will kneel and catch any slashing attack you make with their bare hands, guaranteed. 【A Real Man, You Know】: At night, you can conquer any woman, guaranteed. 【I Love Lolis】: Turns your target into a loli, guaranteed. 【Stubborn as a Dead Duck】, 【What Are You Looking At?】, 【There’s No Way I’m Getting a Job】… And so the world of Slay the Gods starts taking a bizarre turn… Lin Qiye: “Brother Yang, I’ve got a wild idea, but I don’t know if I should say it. How about I trade my six god agents for your one River God from Ten Cold agent? What do you say? Brother Yang, you’ve won so big this time, like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire… Ahhh, easy, Brother Yang! I’m sorry! Just pretend your little brother’s earlier words were childish nonsense.” Foreign gods: “No way! Compared to Su Yang’s River God from Ten Cold, we’re just mortals.” Cthulhu: “Th-this River God from Ten Cold of Su Yang’s… How can he be even more unbelievable, indescribable, and unfathomable than us…?”