Nonsense! How Could a Government Employee Like Me Be a Thug?
胡扯！吃公家饭的我怎么会是暴徒
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- Completed
- Length
- 433k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- English
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Other names
- The Martial King Who Rose from Earth从地球杀出的武道人王Alternate title on Fanqie
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I Want to Read About the Strongest Protagonist of Their Generation, with an Ice-Cold Aura 😭
The protagonist is the strongest of their generation in the cultivation world and levels up quickly. A power fantasy would be ideal. Don't recommend stories full of misunderstandings and frame-ups where the protagonist has to prove their innocence. If you're already the strongest, why play mind games with a bunch of nobodies?
Stories with an Overpowered Protagonist Who Never Hides His Strength
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It Has to Be Satisfying!!! No Hiding Their Identity, They Reveal It Right Away
At first, the female lead hides her identity, but the more she conceals it, the more disheartened she becomes. Then one day, she stops keeping a low profile. She acts boldly, reveals all her secret identities, and makes sure everyone knows who she is wherever she goes.
What Makes a Satisfying Power Fantasy? This Is It. Disagree? Come Argue!
I want to read something similar to The Rise of Tianyuan: As Long as You Live, You Have to Cause Trouble. [Fantasy, transmigrate, genius, passionate, wild imagination, decisive killing, power fantasy, alternate world] On the Tianyuan Continent, Ye Feng is a good-for-nothing. After his soul merges, he worships a sect on the two-hundred-and-seventeenth attempt, then waves his sleeve and overturns the clouds.
One Female Lead, Urban High Martial Arts, Please 😭
Looking for books like From the Start, I Awakened the Northern Yin Divine Path and Cashed In on My Senior Sister.
An Invincible Protagonist Who Walks the World Without Hiding His Strength and Shows No Mercy. Thanks, Everyone
🔥2025’S Latest and Greatest Chart-Topping Masterpieces!
Looking for books like "I'm Not the God of Theater". One masterpiece per person~ What book do you think could make it onto the 2025 all-time greats list?
High-Martial-Arts Power Fantasy! Utterly Thrilling! No Frustrating Setbacks, No Power Suppression! Blazes Through Everything!
Looking for books like "While Others Suffer Through Training, You Speedrun High Martial Arts? (Speedrun High Martial Arts!)" High martial arts wish-fulfillment stories!!!
Spiritual Qi Revival: A High-Level Protagonist Who Doesn't Hide Their Strength and Isn't an Idiot
Preferably one where the protagonist transmigrates.
749 Lu Ding Has Reached the Peak. Disagree? Come Debate
Looking for books like College Internship: You Went to the 749 Bureau to Contain Monsters (Don't Offend Tai Sui).
Looking for All the Highest-Rated Male-Oriented Web Novels: Rated 9.0, with Thousands of Reviews!!!
Anything goes, but I have high standards!
High Martial Arts, Action-Packed, No Hidden Strength, 200,000+ Words, No Idiot Plots
A Ruthless, Violent Government Agency That Handles Major Incidents, With a Focus on Brutal Aesthetics
Looking for a Novel Where the Protagonist Truly Forgets All Emotion
Insanely Satisfying! Invincible From the Start! A Ruthless Hero Who Doesn’t Waste Words
Decisive and Ruthless! No Endless Chatter, Just Pure Thrills
Urban High-Martial-Arts Novels With a Protagonist Whose Talent and Background Are Maxed Out, the Strongest of the Younger Generation
Looking for Truly Satisfying High-Martial-Arts Fiction. Is the Genre Ever Going to Get Back on Its Feet?
Looking for books similar to Everyone Else Trains Through Hardship, but You Speedrun Advanced Martial Arts?
I Hate Stories Where the Protagonist Joins the Authorities. Looking for Freedom, Not a Desk Job
I want some cultivation novels with protagonists who are free-spirited. Strange and uncanny settings are fine too.
Urban High-Martial-Arts Novels Rated 9 or Above
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Looking for books similar to "With Just One Drop of Blood Forever, I'm Still Invincible!"
Me After I Transmigrated into a High-Martial-Arts World
Looking for something similar to High Martial Arts: Ten Shots of Medicine a Day, Talent Doesn't Matter.
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No qi cultivation, no superpowers. A sea of vital energy, an indestructible body, fists that shatter the void.
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The latest update is excellent. This is the story of the protagonist and his four henchmen, a 1+4 setup. It's quite rare; most novels feature lone wolves with no teammates (or if they do, they're just decorative, useless fighters). The henchmen are all male, and there's no tropes of female subordinates being coquettish, demanding, or trying to seduce the protagonist.
This is fucking awesome! It's an ultimate satisfying read that requires some brainpower, with unconventional face-slapping and taunting tropes, and a villain with brains. I'd call it one of Tomato's top three satisfying reads!
The story is fast-paced and the protagonist is always a top-tier character, remaining so even as the game evolves.
This is a truly satisfying read; this book surpasses 99.9999% Of Tomato's books. It's a non-stop thrill ride, with a humorous yet ruthless plot that's truly exhilarating. Hopefully, this will continue.
Highly recommended! It's concise and well-written, with excellent language. Unlike typical novels, it avoids messy or forced romantic subplots and offers satisfying moments. While similar to the spiritual energy revival genre, it's not the traditional protagonist-leveling-up, map-exploring, or riddle-solving type. It's logical, fast-paced, and has a fresh approach. Highly recommended!
There are no flaws. It's all good. This is the most enjoyable read I've had in the past few days; a truly satisfying read. Didn't it get a rating of 8.3 Points a few days ago? The rating has gone up again these past few days.
Personally, I found it quite enjoyable, especially with the four subordinates. The only downside is the lack of updates.
It's really good, but the daily updates are too few, bro. Update more, it'll definitely become a hit!
It's a typical fast-paced, enjoyable story like 749; don't worry about the details, just enjoy the thrill. It's just too short; two hours are gone in a flash.
To be honest, this is a bit difficult to review. I know why it's rated 8.9 (I currently see it as 8.9). Let me comment on it from three aspects. Firstly, for male readers, the scene descriptions are excellent, and the writing style is also good, allowing readers to vividly imagine the scenes through the text. One can feel the author's effort in describing the fight scenes.