He Transmigrated into the Heroine of an Angsty Romance, but Doesn't Want to Be Tortured

(Man transmigrates into a woman + Transforms and marries + Pure love) The useless office drone Wu Meng has barely started at his new company when his boss tears into him. He loses control emotionally, passes out, and transmigrates into the world of an abandoned female-targeted melodrama novel as its heroine, Jiang Xiaoxiao. The only way to return to real life is to follow the author’s outline and get a happy ending with the domineering CEO male lead, who has broken half the criminal code. Wu Meng, before reading the outline: I can do this, I can do this. Wu Meng, after reading the outline: But I’m already a soft, sweet girl. This is my real life now, isn’t it?, Honey, come cuddle! Ren Xin: Cuddle time. Years later, the domineering CEO finally sees through his first love and realizes that the fiancée he left at the altar was the one who saved his life as a child. Following the strange logic of “repay a life-saving favor by offering yourself,” the CEO finds Jiang Xiaoxiao, hoping to repay her kindness by doing her wrong. But then... Ren Xin (pulling out a marriage certificate): Call her sister-in-law. Xiao Feng. Warnings: 1. Marriage first, love later. 2. The heroine is useless at everything; the hero is good at everything. 3. The hero is a boxer. 4. Aside from the “O on top” bit, the hero is completely under the heroine’s thumb. 5. This isn’t a plot-driven story. If you’re looking for something deep, feel free to move along. 6. If you can’t get through the first three chapters, I suggest you run. 7. This is a personal fantasy project, written for my own enjoyment (because I really can’t find any gender-bender male leads with a nurturing, “mommy” vibe. Even if I did find one, I wouldn’t write this). I’ve read a few too many comics, so some really questionable scenes might show up (). Don’t yell at me. 8. This story is purely fictional. If anything seems familiar, I guess I copied you. No swapping visits, no making friends! The silly author is a shut-in. A top-tier shut-in with terminal social anxiety (highlighted).