National Fate: What a Disaster, Even Their Manure Is Sinister

国运：我勒个大雷，泼粪还阴

by Qi Yao Qi (柒妖柒)

Status: Completed
Length: 237k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Ye Chen, a top Naruto mobile-game player with 6,000 points in Duel mode, unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel-world Blue Star.

At this moment, Blue Star was holding a National Fate Hokage showdown.

On the Fire Will Arena, the Dragon Kingdom had lost nine matches in a row, and the burden of the final match fell on Ye Chen.

An impossible start?

He immediately picked Poo-Poo Naruto.

Kimchi Country: No way, no way! Has the Dragon Kingdom given up already?

Dragon Kingdom: We're doomed. Our player has thrown in the towel, and we can't even hold on to our last bit of national territory.

Nobody had any faith in Ye Chen.

And yet, he was the one who came through.

Wood Release: Cutting Sprigs, Gamakichi, Poo-Poo, Flying Kick, ultimate move.

Instant kill!!!

Dragon Kingdom: We won? Just like that? Oh my god, we won!

Kimchi Country: Impossible! He's cheating! The Dragon Kingdom is cheating!

Eagle Country: That's so underhanded. Poo-Poo Naruto is just too cheap.

What the heck? Poo-Poo Naruto is cheap?

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