The Traveling Merchant of Another World

Why am I playing Mouse Escape? Why, why? Everyone else gets lucky, but I’m the one who gets driven mad. Damn it!

Well, when in Rome, make yourself at home. I’ll just laze around in another world. What? There are pretty girls, even elf girls? Now you’re talking.

Life’s all about slacking off, after all. (I’ve already learned that the hard way.)

(Daily life and adventures, with a little bit of spice. It gets even better later on.)