Face-Slapping My Aunt, Who Acts Like She's Above It All, on Singles' Day

My aunt is as aloof and refined as a chrysanthemum. She never competes for anything or makes a fuss.

With Singles' Day approaching, I calculated the biggest discounts and shared them in the family chat.

She posted a screenshot to her social media: [Stooping to any level to grab a bargain. What a disgrace to a graduate student!]

When her tea shop was hit by a zero-yuan purchase scam, I helped her recover the goods.

But she sent me her new products as an apology, then scolded me for being narrow-minded and unable to understand other people's troubles.

The skincare products I bought gave the whole family terrible rashes. I left a bad review, and my aunt called me out by name online:

[An elite university student has no idea how hard ordinary people have it and is driving small-business owners to their deaths!]

I was cyberbullied, and the furious shop owner ran me over and killed me.

My aunt comforted him, saying everyone had their troubles and the dead were gone, so she wouldn't pursue the matter.

When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the eve of Singles' Day.