Slay the Gods: Hey, Handsome, Want a Copy of This Manual?

[System] [Slay the Gods] [No female lead] [Unhinged] [A shameless pest] [Cosplaying Lan Minghua] [Almost invincible] (If you’ve seen Scissor Seven, this might make more sense. If you haven’t, just read it as a comedy.) [When the protagonist talks to people, imagine him speaking in Cantonese.] Gu Hao transmigrated into the world of Slay the Gods and became a barber nicknamed Tony at a second-rate barbershop in Cangnan City. He thought his life was going nowhere, but then he awakened the “Neurotic Cosplay System.” Don’t ask why it’s neurotic. “Ding! The Host has hairy legs, messy clothes, and long hair. Cosplay progress: 2%. Reward: Mastery of the ‘Complete Guide to Trendy Hairstyles.’” Gu Hao: “What? Isn’t this the little Seven’s weapon manual? What does that mean? It means I really have the potential to become the top Shadow Assassin.” Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Before Gu Hao could finish laughing, the System poured cold water on him. “The character I want you to cosplay is Lan Minghua. Got it, handsome?” “What the heck? System, look at this face of mine. You want me to cosplay Lan Minghua? ...System, I love you so much.” “Hahaha! Lan Minghua is supposedly even stronger than the big Seven. I’ve hit the jackpot! If I had Lan Minghua’s real strength, then let’s see the Outer Gods and Cthulhu try taking one step across the border of Daxia.” From then on, Gu Hao never turned back from the path of cosplaying Lan Minghua and tormenting everyone around him.