Honghuang: The Cautious Taiqing, I Win People Over with Virtue

[Decisive and ruthless + mind games and manipulation + cautious and calculating + no harem, happily playing dad]

Tongtian: “I, Tongtian, will never establish a sect or become a sage. Laozi, Yuanshi, how dare you join forces to scheme against me? You’re asking for death!”

Yuanshi: “Laozi, how dare you steal part of my origin? I’ll kill you!”

What did I ever do to you?

My younger brothers are transmigrators, and they both want to kill me. What am I supposed to do?!

Should I pretend to be a native?

Years later...

Yuanshi and Tongtian: “You white-haired old fool! You gray-bearded rascal! Laozi, you lied to us and claimed you were a native, leading us around by the nose. You deserve to die!”

Li Er raises the Chaos Axe of Virtue with a kind expression and rests it against their necks. “I am Laozi of the Supreme Clarity, the Dao De Tianzun. I have always used the Axe of Virtue to teach people a lesson.

A grandson writes The Art of War to teach other grandsons a lesson. I, Laozi, wrote the Dao De Jing, so what I say goes.

Tongtian, Yuanshi, do you submit?”