Where the Clouds Lie Deep

My cousin wanted to get back at his ex-girlfriend, so he asked me to pretend to be his wife.

I played the part of his pregnant, sweet little wife, only to discover that his ex's date was the man of my dreams, whom I'd secretly loved for years.

He stared at my belly, lost in thought.

After a long pause, he said, “Whatever he's paying, I'll pay double.”

Me: “Two meals of barbecue, and you've got a deal!”