Bitten from the Start, I Began My Crazy Daily Life

(A work by the Kun family!) (A seasoned hater here. Everyone who reads this book is a true fan of Kunkun, known as little haters!) Chu Xiaozhan was an ordinary young man in the prime of his eighteen years, but after being bitten by a dog, his life became anything but ordinary! What did you say? There are impostors? Are they tougher than my fists? You say there are a lot of them? What a joke! I'll just call Brother Dog right now! Behold my great compassion, saving the suffering and rescuing the afflicted: Namo Guanyin Blue-Flame Gatling! Rat-a-tat-tat-tat…