They Asked Me to Be a Paid Shill, but Nobody Said the Game Was Real

Event Mail: You have received compensation of 10,000,000 billion Divine Coins. Happy Rice Bug: ??? Rice Bug: Esteemed GM, didn't you give me a bit too much? Little Supervisor: Ah! I made a mistake. Wait, let me try again. It's my first day on the job, so I'm still getting the hang of things. Event Mail: 10,000,000 Divine Coins have been credited to your account. Great! The “billion” unit is gone. That's progress! Rice Bug: Supervisor, do I need to delete and recreate this account? Event Mail: You have received 1,000 Divine Coins in compensation. Little Supervisor: Done. This time it's right. Little Supervisor: Hang on, I'll ask. Little Supervisor: Brother Li says there's no need. They're just game coins, but take it easy. Don't push too hard when climbing the rankings. If you scare off all the cash cows, they'll delete your account. Rice Bug: Got it, got it. Event Mail: You have received compensation of 10,000,000 billion Divine Coins. Rice Bug: What's this? Little Supervisor: Hahahaha, let's try again. I have to admit, it's pretty satisfying. If only this money were real. Rice Bug: If it were real, I'd give you half. Little Supervisor: No need. If it were real, I'd top up my own account. Rice Bug: 666. Rice Bug: Does my job as a paid shill come with any other salary? Little Supervisor: No. Rice Bug: Even 50 a day would do. Little Supervisor: I only make 50 a day. Rice Bug: ... P.S. This story is entirely fictional. If anything sounds familiar, take a look at yourself.