I'm a Fake Heiress with a Touch of Insanity. So What?

[Unhinged + shameless + if you can't make it in society, join the animal kingdom]

A ridiculous forced-marriage romance made Ning Ning so furious she wound up in the ICU. When she woke, a System suddenly appeared in her mind:

“As a fake heiress, you’re about to be abandoned by your family, humiliated and tormented, then blown up like fireworks (?)”

“Get the male lead and his friends to notice you! Take back everything we lost!!”

Ning Ning clenched her fist. “Okay!”

And so...

At the family reunion banquet, she sent the female lead 999 pots of roses and became a potential rival for the male lead’s affections.

The male lead angrily kicked over the flowerpots. Ning Ning bit his hand and screamed, “He’s hiding abortion pills in his hand! The baby! My baby!”

Male lead: ???

During a hospital visit, she punched the male lead, kicked the other guy, and took the villain’s fruit basket while she was at it.

The System finally snapped. “What do you even want?!”

Ning Ning pointed to the “lunatic” halo above her head. “I have a halo too. Why shouldn’t they be trying to win me over?”

System: “...”

Everyone mocked her as mediocre, the sort of person anyone, human or ghost, could bully and scheme against.

Ning Ning turned around and signed up for animal science. She learned how crows feed their parents, then brewed tea for her uncle with the ashes of her grandfather, who had only recently passed away.

She took the magpie’s nest for her own, driving her uncle, aunt, and cousin out of the house.

She put the Dragon King’s jailbreak into practice: with a single command, an army of a hundred thousand monkeys charged straight for the doghouse...

From the zoo to the wildlife sanctuary, she became the darling of every animal, blew the plot to pieces, and rose to become King of the Forest!

From then on, she killed ghosts when ghosts stood in her way, and killed Buddhas when Buddhas stood in her way. Even the immortals shook their heads when they saw her. “What a lunatic... Wait, huh? The King of the Forest!”

An illogical, unhinged story with a crazy heroine. Read at your own risk!