Who Got Me Married?

*【Audio drama now available】 This book is full of ghosts, and hardly anyone is normal (doge). Jiang Ye lost his spiritual awareness at the age of eight. It took him ten years of hard work to gather enough souls to kill, only for the fool of a dragon in the Imperial Deity Hall to tell him, “You’re married, your household registration is in the underworld, and you can’t enter the Imperial Deity Hall for now.” Jiang Ye walked out of the Imperial Deity Hall looking utterly bewildered, unable to stop himself from swearing. “Who the hell got me married?!” A few days later, the free-spirited Jiang Ye meets Lu Yanzhou, the darling of the heavens, at a tavern. At first, Jiang Ye only wants to tease him like he teases male ghosts, but who knew that beneath the iceberg’s exterior was a soft little rabbit? He also has a pair of bewitching, foxlike eyes, bright and sweet. Jiang Ye suddenly doesn’t want to tease him anymore. He’d rather stir up passion in those eyes, and see them brimming with spring, pleading for more. If that day really comes, he’ll have lived a wonderfully wicked life, even as a ghost. So he sets out to seduce him on purpose On a dark, windy night, Jiang Ye, who grew up playing in the mud with ghosts, takes Lu Yanzhou’s hand. “It’s so dark here. I’m scared.” Lu Yanzhou’s voice is gentle. “I’m here. No ghost will hurt you.” Jiang Ye promptly trips a lone ghost and fearfully burrows into Lu Yanzhou’s arms. “Something’s pinning my clothes down! Help me!” Lu Yanzhou shields Jiang Ye behind him and thrusts his sword at the ghost. The ghost: “Bro, I was just passing by!!” He runs through every cheesy line in the book, “Don’t apologize. Why not give me a hug instead?” “I’ve got a body that can take a beating. Want to give it a try?” “Why don’t you grow old with me? I wouldn’t trust anyone else.” Just when his every move finally wins over this aloof beauty, Lu Yanzhou pins him down and...