A Promise in Baixi Village

[An abstract-minded male lead + a heroine with an unusual train of thought + silly comedy + System + modern romance + devoted one-on-one relationship + sweet romance + cultivation]

“See? Hiking together is such a romantic thing to do.”

Bai Xi: What kind of couple gets red-faced and breathless from hiking and calls it romantic?

When life gets tough, Bai Xi says, “Fine, then let’s add some Shandan. Like the saying goes, when life tastes bitter, just add some Shandan.”

To the System, Bai Xi says, “I’m bound to your damn uncle! Get lost!” Then she randomly blows up a System.

To reporters, Bai Xi says, “Have you memorized the core socialist values? Why are you asking such nonsense?”

When Su Jin sees someone else’s tribulation, he says, “Th-this is a tribulation of ascension! Sweetheart, hold it off. I’m going to make a run for it.” With that, he zips away.

Bai Xi: Is... is this right? Is this my boyfriend? He... he is, right?

Bai Xi yells, “Su Jin! You’re so dead!”

Afterward, Su Jin obediently offers up his ear. Bai Xi grabs it and yanks! But Su Jin is still grinning like a lovesick fool.

Bai Xi: ...It’s hopeless. But! This ridiculously entertaining guy is actually my boyfriend! I’m so happy ^_^.

Bai Xi looks conflicted. “So... you’re technically my half-enemy, but you suddenly became my dad by generations of seniority?”

Bai He clears his throat, buying time. Bai Xi turns to the fish beside him. “So, you just... became my mom like that?!” The fish shyly nods from behind Bai He. Bai Xi thinks, Fine, let’s add some more Shandan.

What she can’t get over most is that her dad, Bai He, is actually that bottom. Bai Xi!

Well, everything’s a complete mess now. Everyone, drink up while it’s still hot.