After my internship ended, I started working as a rotating doctor at a hospital.
On my first night shift in the emergency department, a pregnant woman came in and placed a bottle of tiny bugs on my desk.
She looked panicked and even shut the door firmly behind her.
When I saw what was inside the little bottle, I let out a piercing scream.
There were a full hundred lice in there!
The pregnant woman pleaded with me: "Doctor, I'm itching like crazy. I only found the bugs today. What kind of illness do I have?"
The security guard rushed in with his stun baton. I breathed a sigh of relief, then sprayed the whole office with alcohol.
Are people really getting this wild these days? And while pregnant, too!
"Don't open it. Usually, this kind of thing only spreads through, well, that!"
