This Knight Has No Horse

What? You say you're a Storm Knight who can summon storms and destroy everything by force? You say you're an Earth Knight, with an impenetrable defense that can withstand any attack? You say you're a Phantom Knight, incredibly fast, endlessly versatile, and able to dodge anything? You say you're a Rouge Knight, leaving a trail of flowers, riding in fine clothes, and looking cool above all else? And you lot, Rangers and Heavy Knights, get out of here. Oh? You're a Divine-Blood Knight? Come, come, take a seat up front. What? Xu Ke is here? Don't just say Xu Ke. You should call him Lord Xu Ke, Son of the Emperor, Divine Balancer, Elder of the Supreme Council, Grand Scholar of Ultimate Magic, Favorite of the Forest Mist, and Conqueror of the Deep Sea. Hmph. Since you're so respectful, I'll reward you with this body-tempering meal set: “Jiangshan Red All Over,” “Mind-Focusing Spider Brain,” “Snake Fruit Platter,” and “Melancholy Pig Trotters.” Remember, you have to eat them mixed together. They taste absolutely amazing. And here's a life-skills package. You have one week to learn it all, no excuses. Heh heh heh heh. Watching his attribute points steadily increase, Xu Ke let out a sinister laugh. The laughter gradually drew the attention of the gods and awakened the will of the world...